Conversations with Adam - Age 4

This was my conversation with Adam as I was putting him to bed about his career aspirations:

Me: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Adam: "A Darth Vader Jedi."

Me: "How old do you have to be to do that?"

Adam: "Just five."


What Adam wants when he turns 5:

Adam: "When I turn 5, can I have a real gun?"

Why Adam didn't like me at bathtime:

Adam: "I don't like you."

Me: "Why not?"

Adam: "You don't understand the rules of the dark side."

Me: Laughing...."haha..."

Adam likes me again:

Adam: "Mom, I like you again."

Me: "Why?"

Adam: "You understand that Darth Vader is powerful."

Me: "Ok...."

Oh Adam, we're so glad that you are in our lives. You never cease to make us laugh!