Adam

Adam was talking to his Papa Jack today about Santa. Papa said that Santa was making his list and checking to see who had been good boys and bad boys. Adam said he "was worried about that...".

He probably should be!

Then, when I was putting him to bed, he was very concerned that Santa knew that the "spaceship with little alien guys" could be purchased at Sam's Club. We then had a discussion about how Santa and the elves make toys, but Adam was still concerned that Santa's Sam's Club membership had expired.

I then explained to Adam that if you look at Santa's tummy, which shakes like a bowl full of jelly, it was rather obvious that Santa HAS been to Sam's club lately to enjoy the great pizza and soft pretzels at their snack bar.